Yo what the schnitzel we're back 
Shit's getting duller and duller and that's a fact 
I don't care what you heard or care what you seen 
I swear it wasn't me in Bear magazine 
Because I'm not that hairy oh contrary 
I go with the flow though the tempo varies 
So twist the cap and pop the cork 
My name's Adrock made in New York 

Oh word? 

What the ponytail, I don't eat snail 
I'll steal your keys and then I'll check your mail 
'Cause I'm the creepy crawler that be crawling your walls 
And I'm the shot caller when it comes to shot calls 
And I'll be rockin' parties from block to block 
And block party to party the neighborhoods on lock 
So hide your eyes, wait, I saw you looking 
The name's MCS made in downtown Brooklyn 

Oh word? 

Yo what the parsley, parsley to the teeth 
I'm a rhyme style writer you're a rhyme style thief 
I may be paranoid you tried to fade me 
Here's a song for you "Lady" 
Make you bug out like you don't know what to do 
Your momma says "shame on you" 
When you're dancing with your crew 
So get that poor chicken up off your fork 
My name's Mike D made in New York 

Oh word? 

Yo what the talafel you gotta get up awful 
Early to fool Mr. Furley 
And that's word to Aunt Shirley and you could 
Stick your head in the toilet give yourself a swirley 
Listen up biters go please stop 
While I'm politicin' at Murray's Cheese Shop 
Believe what you heard when you talk 
My name is Adrock made in New York 

Oh word? 
What the phone booth word to hair moose 
You're on the corner and you're selling a hog's tooth 
Don't mean to dis but I've got to point out 
The hogs tooth belong inside the hog's mouth 
Like Ernest Shackleton said to Ord Lees 
I'll have dog pemmican with my tea 
Now pass the wok 'cause I'm cookin' 
The names MCS made in Downtown Brooklyn 

Oh word? 

Yo, what the doofus, say good night 
You're Snidely Whiplash I'm Dudley Do-you-right 
Times are off the hinges leave your 2 way at the door 
We're all up the creek a long way from shore 
Not walking around looking to get you cake 
The D is for Diamonds not for Drakes 
This not a fantasy and I'm not Mr. O'Rourke 
The name's Mike D made in New York 

Oh word?

Beastie Boys - To The 5 Boroughs - 2004
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