How to stay paralyzed by fear of abandonment 
How to defer to men in solveable predicaments 
How to control someone to be a carbon copy of you 
How to have that not work and have them run away from you 

How to keep people at arms length and never get too close 
How to mistrust the ones who supposedly love the most 
How to pretend you're fine and don't need help from anyone 
How to feel worthless unless you're serving or helping someone

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I'll teach you all this in 8 easy steps 
A course of a lifetime you'll never forget 
I'll show you how to in 8 easy steps 
I'll show you how leaderships looks when tought by the best

How to hate women when you're supposed to be a feminist 
How to play all pious when you're really a hypocrite 
How to hate god when you're a player and a spiritualist 
How to sabotage your fantasies by fears of success

[Chorus]

I've been doing research for years 
I've been practicing my ass off 
I've been training my whole life for this moment I swear to you
Culminating just to be this well-versed leader before you 

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How to lie to yourself and thereby to everyone else 
How to keep smiling when you're thinking of killing yourself 
How to numb a la holic to avoid going within
How to stay stuck in blue by blaming them for everything

[Chorus]

Alanis Morissette - So Called Chaos - 2004
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