OK, I'm going to
attempt to drown myself You can try this at home You can be just
like me!
Mic check one two.. we recordin? I'm cancerous, so when I diss
you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded back with a
battle rap you wrote for Canibus I strangled you to death then I
choked you again
Then break your fuckin legs till your bones poke
through your skin You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat yer ass legally I get you
blunted off of funny home grown Cause when I smoke out I hit the
trees harder than Sonny Bono (Ohh no!!)
So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean I lie AND get fucked more than the
President does Hillary Clinton tried to slap me and call me a
pervert I ripped her fuckin tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt, and lately I'm on edge Grabbed Vanilla Ice and
ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever went
out wit is goin lez Follow me and do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind the wheel like it was still legal I'm dumb enough
to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough to ask for a date
with Lauryn Hill Some people only see that I'm white, ignorin
skill
Cause I stand out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I
don't get pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the
fuck can I be white, I don't even exist I get a clean shave,
bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose and dig myself up out of
my grave My middle finger won't go down, how do I wave?
And this
is how I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow me and do exactly what you see Don't you wanna grow up
to be just like me! I slap women and eat shrooms then O.D. Now
don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
Me and Marcus Allen went over to see Nicole
When we heard a knock
at the door, must have been Ron Gold' Jumped behind the door, put
the orgy on hold Killed em both and smeared blood in a white
Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won't work if my spine don't jerk I
slapped Garth Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt I'm not a player
just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray an Aerosol can up at the
ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style's warped, I'm runnin out the
morgue witcha dead grandmother's corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn
Leghorn with an acorn I'm bout as normal as Norman Bates, with
deformative traits
A premature birth that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you there?
I love you I never meant to hit you over
the head with that shovel
Will someone explain to my brain that I
just severed a main vein with a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take
a breather and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you
ain't tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see your mom
with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably is obvious
I got it on with her
Cause when I drop this solo shit it's over
with I bought Cage's tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna grow up
to be just like me!
I've been with 10 women who got HIV Now don't
you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital warts and it
burns when I pee Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me!
I
tie a rope around my penis and jump from a tree You probably
wanna grow up to be just like me!!!
Eminem - THE SLIM SHADY - 1999
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