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Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) My name is..
{scratches} Slim Shady Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
Ahem.. excuse me! Can I have the attention of the class for one
second?
[Eminem] Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) Wanna
see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) Try 'cid
and get fucked up worse that my life is? (Huh?) My brain's dead
weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight but I can't figure out
which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) And Dr. Dre said,
"Slim Shady you a basehead!" Uh-uhhh! "So why's
your face red? Man you wasted!" Well since age twelve, I've
felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the
top bunk with a belt Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits
off And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like
Kris Kross I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass faster
than a fat bitch who sat down too fast C'mere slut! (Shady, wait
a minute, that's my girl dog!) I don't give a fuck, God sent me
to piss the world off!
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[Eminem] My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high
Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be thirty-five I smacked him in
his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled
his nuts to a stack of papers (Owwwwwwww!) Walked in the strip
club, had my jacket zipped up Flashed the bartender, then stuck
my dick in the tip cup Extraterrestrial, runnin over pedestrians
in a spaceship while they screamin at me: "LET'S JUST BE
FRIENDS!" Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to I
just found out my mom does more dope than I do (Damn!) I told her
I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doin drugs
and name it after her (Oh thank you!) You know you blew up when
the women rush your stands and try to touch your hands like some
screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) This guy at White Castle asked
for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) So I signed it:
'Dear Dave, thanks for the support, ASSHOLE!'
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[Eminem] Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get
him!) Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! I'm not ready to
leave, it's too scary to die (Fuck that!) I'll have to be carried
inside the cemetery and buried alive (Huh yup!) Am I comin or
goin? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare
me to drive? (Go ahead) All my life I was very deprived I ain't
had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide (Whoops!)
Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) I spit when
I talk, I'll fuck anything that walks (C'mere) When I was little
I used to get so hungry I would throw fits HOW YOU GONNA BREAST
FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAHHH!) I lay awake
and strap myself in the bed Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot
myself in the head (BANG!) I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) And by
the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) Tell him that I slit his
throat, in this dream I had
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Eminem - THE SLIM SHADY - 1999
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