* Eminem does the
voices of all characters in the song *
[G] Eminem as Susan (the girl) [D] Eminem as Dave [J] Eminem as
John [R] Eminem as Ron
Chorus: repeat 2X {Eminem singing}
I never meant to give you mushrooms girl I never meant to bring
you to my world Now you sitting in the corner crying And now it's
my fault my fault
[Eminem] I went to John's rave with Ron and Dave And met a new
wave blonde babe with half of her head shaved A nurse aid who
came to get laid and tied up with first aid tape and raped on the
first date Susan -- an ex-heroin addict who just stopped usin who
love booze and alternative music (Whattup?) Told me she was goin
back into usin again (Nah!) I said, "Wait, first try this
hallucinogen It's better than heroin, Henn, the booze or the gin
C'mere, let's go in here" *knocks on the door* "Who's
in the den?" [R] "It's me and Kelly!" "My
bad, (sorry) let's try another room" [G] I don't trust you!
"Shut up slut! Chew up this mushroom This'll help you get in
touch with your roots We'll get barefoot, buttnaked, and run in
the woods [G] Oh hell, I might as well try em, this party is so
drab "Oh dag!!" [G] What? "I ain't mean for you to
eat the whole bag!" [G] Huh?!
Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" at the end 2nd
repeat same as original Chorus
"Yo Sue!" [G] Get away from me, I don't know you Oh
shoot, she's tripping.. [G] I need to go puke!! (Bleahh!) I
wasn't tryin to turn this into somethin major I just wanted to
make you appreciate nature Susan, stop cryin, I don't hate ya The
world's not against you, I'm sorry your father raped you So what
you had your little coochie in your dad's mouth? That ain't no
reason to start wiggin and spaz out She said, [G] Help me I think
I'm havin a seisure! I said, "I'm high too bitch, quit
grabbin my t-shirt" (Let go!) "Would you calm down
you're startin to scare me" She said, [G] I'm twenty-six
years old and I'm not married I don't even have any kids and I
can't cook (Hello!) I'm over here Sue, (hi) you're talkin to the
plant, look! We need to get to a hospital 'fore it's too late
Cause I never seen no-one eat as many shrooms as you ate
Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "Whoops!" after first line
and "It was an accident!" at the end 2nd repeat same as
original Chorus
Susan (wait!) Where you goin? You better be careful [G] Leave me
alone dad, I'm sick of gettin my hair pulled I'm not your dad,
quit tryin to swallow your tongue Want some gum? Put down the
scissors, 'fore you do somethin dumb I'll be right back just
chill baby please? I gotta go find Dave he's the one who gave me
these "John, where's Dave at before I bash you?" [J]
He's in the bathroom; I think he's takin a crap dude! "Dave!
Pull up your pants, we need an ambulance There's a girl upstairs
talkin to plants choppin her hair off, and there's only two days
left of Spring Break, how long do these things take to wear off?"
[D] Well it depends on how may you had "I took three, she
ate the other twenty-two caps Now she's upstairs cryin out her
eyeballs, drinkin Lysol" [D] She's gonna die dude "I
know and it's my fault!" [D] My god!!!
Chorus: 1st repeat Em says "I'm sorry!" after second
line and "What do I do?" at the end 2nd repeat same as
original Chorus
My God, I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry! Susan please wake up! Please!
Please wake up!! What are you doing?! You're not dead!! You're
NOT dead! I know you're not dead! Oh my God! Susan wake up! Oh
God...
Eminem - THE SLIM SHADY - 1999
Eminem - Discography
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