[Eminem] Who came
through with two glocks to terrorize your borough (huh?) Told you
how to slap dicks and murder your girl (I did!) Gave you all the
finger and told you to sit and twirl Sold a billion tapes and
still screamed, "Fuck the world!" (I'm Slim Shady..) so
come and kill me while my name's hot And shoot me twenty-five
times in the same spot (Ow!) I think I got a generation
brainwashed to pop pills and smoke pot til they brains rot (uhh-oh)
Stop they blood flow until they veins clot I need a pain shot,
and a shot of plain scotch Purple haze and acid raindrops Spike
the punch at the party and drink pop (gulp gulp) Shaved my
armpits and wore a tank top Bad Boy, I told you that I can't stop
You gotta make em fear you 'fore you make em feel you So
everybody buy my shit or I'ma come and kill you
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm
your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free You
know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin (I'm Slim
Shady..) I'm Shady!!
[Eminem] I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful (uh-huh
huh) I like birds, bees, I like people I like funny things that
make me happy and gleeful (hehehe) like when my teacher sucked my
wee-wee in preschool (Woo!) The ill type, I stab myself with a
steel spike while I blow my brain out, just to see what it feels
like cause this is how I am in real life (mm-hmm) I don't want to
just die a normal death, I wanna be killed twice (uh-huh) How you
gonna scare somebody with a gun threat when they high off of
drugs they haven't even done yet (Huh?) So bring the money by
tonight - cause your wife said this the biggest knife she ever
saw in her life (Help me! Help me!) I try to keep it positive and
play it cool Shoot up the playground and tell the kids to stay in
school (Stay in school!) Cause I'm the one they can relate to and
look up to better Tonight I think I'll write my biggest fan a
fuck you letter
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm
your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free You
know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin (I'm Slim
Shady..) I'm Shady!!
[Eminem] Yo.. I listen to your demo tape and act like I don't
like it (Aww that shit is wack!) Six months later you hear your
lyrics on my shit (What?? That's my shit!) People don't buy shit
no more they just dub it That's why I'm still broke and had the
number one club hit (Yup, uh huh) But they love it when you make
your business public so fuck it, I've got herpes while we on the
subject (uh-huh) And if I told you I had AIDS y'all would play it
cause you stupid motherfuckers think I'm playin when I say it --
Well, I do take pills, don't do speed Don't do crack (uh-uhh)
don't do coke, I do smoke weed (uh-huh) Don't do smack, I do do
shrooms, do drink beer (yup) I just wanna make a few things clear
My baby mama's not dead (uh-uhh) she's still alive and bitchin (yup)
And I don't have herpes, my dick's just itchin It's not syphilis,
and as for being AIDS infested I don't know yet, I'm too scared
to get tested
I got mushrooms, I got acid, I got tabs and aspirin tablets I'm
your brother when you need, some good weed to set you free You
know me, I'm your friend, when you need a minithin (I'm Slim
Shady..) I'm Shady!! (Ha hah-ha, ha! Ha hah, hah..) I told you I
was Shady!! (Ha hah-ha, hah-ha! Ha hah, hah-ha, hah-ha, hah-ha)
Y'all didn't wanna believe me! I'm Shady!! .. And that's my name
Eminem - THE SLIM SHADY - 1999
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