Eminem feat. Dr. Dre
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[announcer] Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life
and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store.
("I can't take this no more, I can't take it no more homes")
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly,
his conscience comes into play... ("Shit is mine, I gotta do
this.. gotta do this")
[Dr. Dre] Alright, stop! (Huh?) Now before you walk in the door
of this liquor store and try to get money out the drawer You
better think of the consequence (But who are you?) I'm your
motherfuckin conscience
[Eminem] That's nonsense! Go in and gaffle the money and run to
one of your aunt's cribs And borrow a damn dress, and one of her
blonde wigs Tell her you need a place to stay You'll be safe for
days if you shave your legs with an aged razor blade
[Dr. Dre] Yeah but if it all goes through like it's supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they'll expose you Think
about it before you walk in the door first Look at the store
clerk, she's older than George Burns
[Eminem] Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch! Can you
afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich? Why you give a fuck
if she dies? Are you that bitch? Do you really think she gives a
fuck if you have kids?
[Dr. Dre] Man, don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it! (You're
right!) Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don't even listen to Slim yo, he's bad for you (You know what
Dre? I don't like your attitude..)
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("It's alright c'mon, just come in here for a minute")
("Mmm, I don't know!") ("Look baby..")
("Damn!") ("Yo, it's gonna be alright, right?")
("Well OK..")
[announcer] Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. ("Give me a
kiss!") After meeting a young girl at a rave party, things
start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom. Once again,
his conscience comes into play... ("Shit!")
[Eminem] Now listen to me, while you're kissin her cheek and
smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink Now all you
gotta do is nibble on this little bitch's earlobe.. (Yo! This
girl's only fifteen years old You shouldn't take advantage of
her, that's not fair) Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh
huh!) Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare Til she passes
out and she forgot how she got there (Man, ain't you ever seen
that one movie _Kids_?) No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?) Man fuck that, hit that
shit raw dawg and bail..
{sound of static} {pickup idling, radio playing}
[announcer] Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction
worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the
door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with
another man. ("WHAT THE FUCK?!?!") ("Grady!!")
[Dr. Dre] Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
[Eminem] Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin While
you at work she's with some dude tryin to get off?! FUCK slittin
her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
[Dr. Dre] Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit? (What?
She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!) Alright Shady, maybe
he's right Grady But think about the baby before you get all
crazy
[Eminem] Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her? Grab her
by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her? That's what I
did, be smart, don't be a retard You gonna take advice from
somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!
[Dr. Dre] What'chu say? (What's wrong? Didn't think I'd remember?)
I'ma kill you motherfucker!
[Eminem] Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper! Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.? Mr. AK
comin' straight outta Compton y'all better make way? How in the
fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?
[Dr. Dre] Cause he don't need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it... What am I sayin? Shoot em
both Grady, where's your gun at?
{gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired}
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