[Girl] Hmm-hmm-hmhmhmmhm..
ahhh, whooooo!! Shit [Em] Yo, mic check Testing one, two, um...
twelve (whattup whattup whattup.. Outsidaz) [Em] This is my dance
song (Outsidaz) Can you hear me? (Rah Digga, Pacewon, Young Zee)
[Em] Aight, ay turn my headphones up (bust it bust it)
[Eminem] My favoite color is red, like the blood shed from Kurt
Cobain's head, when he shot himself dead Women all grabbin at my
shishkabob Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve (I
can't stand white people!) You thought I was livid, now I'm even
more so Shit I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat I got a
wardrobe with an orange robe {*wolf whistle*} I'm in the fourth
row, signin autographs at your show (Yo can you sign this right
here?) I just remembered that I'm absent minded Wait, I mean I've
lost my mind, I can't find it I'm freestylin every verse that I
spit cause I don't even remember the words to my shit (umm, one
two) I told the doc I need a change in sickness and gave a girl
herpes in exchange for syphilis Put my LP on your Christmas gift
list You wanna get high, here bitch just sniff this
Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (8X)
[Eminem] Yo.. yo yo yo yo I tried suicide once and I'll try it
again That's why I write songs where I die at the end Cause I
don't give a fuck, like my middle finger was stuck and I was
wavin it at everybody screamin, "I suck" (I SUCK!!!) I
go on stage in front of a sellout crowd and yell out loud, "All
y'all get the hell out now" Fuck rap, I'm givin it up y'all,
I'm sorry (But Eminem this is your record release party!) I'm
bored out of my gourd -- so I took a hammer and nailed my foot to
the floorboard of my Ford Guess I'm just a sick sick bastard
who's one sandwich short of a picnic basket (I ain't got it all)
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet I feel like
my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage (ohhhhhhh) And
if you ever see a video for this shit I'll probably be dressed up
like a mummy with my wrists slit
Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (8X)
[Eminem] Got bitches on my jock out in East Detroit Cause they
think that I'm a motherfuckin Beastie Boy {*wolf whistle*} So I
told em I was Mike D They was like, "Gee I don't know, he
might be!" I told em, "Meet me at Kid Rock's next
concert I'll be standin by the Loch Ness Monster (okay) peace out
(bye!!)" Then I jetted to the weed house Smoked out til I
started bustin freestyles Broke out then I dipped quick back to
the crib, put on lipstick Crushed up the Tylenol and ate it with
a dipstick (*slurping*} Made a couple of crank calls collect [*brrrrrrring,
click*] "Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?"
I wanna make songs all the fellas dub And murder every rich
rapper that I'm jealous of So just remember when I bomb your set
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset
Cum on everybody -- get down tonight (20X)
Eminem - THE SLIM SHADY - 1999
Eminem - Discography
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