[Doctor] Scalpel
[Nurse] Here [Doctor] Sponge [Nurse] Here [Doctor] Wait.. he's
convulsing, he's convulsing! [Nurse] Ah! [Doctor] We're gonna
have to shock him! [Nurse] Oh my! Oh my God! [Doctor] We're gonna
have to shock him! [Nurse] Oh my God!
[Eminem] These are the results of a thousand electric volts A
neck with bolts, "Nurse we're losin him, check the pulse!"
A kid who refused to respect adults Wore spectacles with taped
frames and a freckled nose A corny lookin white boy, scrawny and
always ornery Cause I was always sick of brawny bullies pickin on
me And I might snap, one day just like that I decided to strike
back and flatten every tire on the bike rack (Whosssssh) My first
day in junior high, this kid said, "It's you and I, three
o'clock sharp this afternoon you die" I looked at my watch
it was one twenty "I already gave you my lunch money what
more do you want from me?!?" He said, "Don't try to run
from me, you'll just make it worse..." My palms were sweaty,
and I started to shake at first Something told me, "Try to
fake a stomach ache it works" I screamed, "Owww! My
appendix feels like they could burst! Teacher, teacher, quick I
need a naked nurse!" [N] "What's the matter?" [E]
"I don't know, my leg, it hurts!" [N] "Leg?!? I
thought you said it was your tummy?!?" [E] "Oh, I mean
it is, but I also got a bum knee!" [N] "Mr. Mathers,
the fun and games are over. And just for that stunt, you're gonna
get some extra homework." [E] "But don't you wanna give
me after school detention?" [N] "Nah, that bully wants
to beat your ass and I'ma let him."
Chorus: repeat 2X
Brain damage, ever since the day I was born Drugs is what they
used to say I was on They say I never knew which way I was goin
But everywhere I go they keep playin my song
[Eminem] Brain damage.. Way before my baby daughter Hailey I was
harassed daily by this fat kid named D'Angelo Bailey An eighth
grader who acted obnoxious, cause his father boxes so everyday
he'd shove me in the lockers One day he came in the bathroom
while I was pissin And had me in the position to beat me into
submission He banged my head against the urinal til he broke my
nose, Soaked my clothes in blood, grabbed me and choked my throat
I tried to plead and tell him, "We shouldn't beef" But
he just wouldn't leave, he kept chokin me and I couldn't breathe
He looked at me and said, "You gonna die honkey!" The
principal walked in (What's going on in here?) and started helpin
him stomp me I made them think they beat me to death Holdin my
breath for like five minutes before they finally left Then I got
up and ran to the janitor's storage booth Kicked the door hinge
loose and ripped out the four inch screws Grabbed some sharp
objects, brooms, and foreign tools "This is for every time
you took my orange juice, or stole my seat in the lunchroom and
drank my chocolate milk. Every time you tipped my tray and it
dropped and spilt. I'm gettin you back bully! Now once and for
good." I cocked the broomstick back and swung hard as I
could and beat him over the head with it til I broke the wood
Knocked him down, stood on his chest with one foot.. .. Made it
home, later that same day Started reading a comic, and suddenly
everything became gray I couldn't even see what I was tryin to
read I went deaf, and my left ear started to bleed My mother
started screamin, "What are you on, drugs?!? Look at you,
you're gettin blood all over my rug!" (Sorry!) She beat me
over the head with the remote control opened a hole, and my whole
brain fell out of my skull I picked it up and screamed, "Look
bitch, what have you done?!?" [M] "Oh my God, I'm sorry
son" [E] "Shut up you cunt!" I said, "Fuck it!"
Took it and stuck it back up in my head then I sewed it shut and
put a couple of screws in my neck
Chorus
[Eminem] Brain damage.. It's brain damage.. I got brain damage..
It's brain damage.. It's probably brain damage.. It's brain
damage.. Brain damage.. I got brain damage
Eminem - THE SLIM SHADY - 1999
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